If a man speaks in a forest and no woman hears him, is he still wrong?
— Lawrence Booth (?), Over-and-Over
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I have a rock garden. Last week three of them died.
— Richard Diran, http://www.google.com/ig
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She wouldn’t, herself, choose to live in the woods. So many trees nearby, crowding up together to stare at you like people at an accident, resentful maybe of their sawn-off buddies in your yard.
— John Crowley, Love & Sleep. 360.
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Light travels faster than sound—isn’t that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak?
— Steven Wright, STEPHEN WRIGHT'S DEADPAN HUMOR
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Everything has been figured out, except how to live.
— Jean-Paul Sartre, http://zenhabits.net/2008/02/20-things-i-wish-i-had-known-when-starting-out-in-life/
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